... Come on, come in, step into the vortex where you belong...

Hi, I'm Nikholas, and you are watching Bad Seed TeeVee.

<(-_-<) Uh... I mean... welcome to my homepage. I hope you'll enjoy your stay and that I learn to code this goddamn thing b4 I mean to put a paragraph break.

Well, shit, I do remember some stuff after all, I managed all on my own, fancy that. We'll see what other features I could tamper with, I want to learn some things like customizing yr mouse pointer, or doing that thing where you hover an image with your pointer and it replaces it with another image file, or maybe just lightens/darkens yr image, I never learned to do that so I don't know if you can use html to do it, or maybe this site doesn't only support HTML =^..^=

... Alright, let me tell you, coding is a fucking bitch if you've got typos - seriously. Or ADHD, because then you forget to put tags where nessecary.

Now, let's get a glass of water and dive into more of this website-making business, I guess.

Y'all realise that back in the day, I couldn't even type a paragraph? I'd start a project like this, convince myself how epic it would be, imagine things for it, and watch it sink, because I was thinking too much, was too inhibited and too scared to actually do anything, was so convinced I'm going to fuck up if I'm not 100% in it which stunted my grand ambitions during my highschool days.

Do you think drop-down menus would be poss? now was *that* an HTML thing? I remember those, from when I tried to make a website, it could have been in 1999, I guess. You had to choose whether yr link is going to open in the current window, or pop-up a new window. CHOICES, we had those.

Do any of you use Discord? I use it regularly to browse servers or chat to some of my closest friends. You can find me under the username The Dog Chair#2445 . Phew, that's a handful, I hope I did it correctly. You can open your own Discord account, or sign into your account and talk to me HERE.

Do YOU like Nick Cave? I sure do. What's not to like, huh?. I loved Grinderman. Let's try and list my top 3 Grinderman tracks:

There we go, I hope I hadn't forgotten anything.

Check this out - I think neocities messed up the instructions on making an ordered list, you should write 'ul' and not 'ol', appearently? Let's see, I have great expectations (this one's for the webmasters, you'll see what I mean if you sign up on neocities to make own website, then get to Lists part of the tutorial). META! Breaking the 4th wall! Very exciting.

I'll tell you the thing, I'm very uncynical about creating this website because I never actually had one. Should I use it mostly for preserving more of the 'old web' content, old fansite look and feel etc., or do I keep the modern 'retro' stuff on here too like GIFYPET because I just think they're neat? I mean, I also have more modern-style buttons and Spotify links that fit with the throwback *theme* while still adapting to more modern tech and looks, that didn't use to bother me before.

All I mean to do here is to keep the human touch of what a 'personal website' used to be like, as opposed to something that's meant to serve the narrow interest of others or yourself.


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What Flavour Are You? Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.

I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain. What Flavour Are You?

What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Breakout Bat.I am a Breakout Bat.

I am an abstract sort of creature, who dislikes any sort of restraint. If you try to pigeonhole me, I'll break the box, and come back for more. I don't have any particular ambitions, I just drift, but I am adept at keeping life going along. What Video Game Character Are You?

Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: Nick Cave

Are you male or female:: Earthlings

Describe yourself:: Big Jesus Trash-Can

How do some people feel about you:: Figure of Fun

How do you feel about yourself:: The Friend Catcher

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: Old Time

Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: Nobody's Baby Now

Describe where you want to be:: Palaces of Montezuma

Describe what you want to be:: Mermaids

Describe how you live:: Wild World

Describe how you love:: Do You Love Me?

Share a few words of wisdom: I Let Love In

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Bisexuality is Real.It is not a phase. It is not indecision. It is not fear of coming out "properly". It is not an attempt to be "trendy". It is not synonymous with promiscuity. Get over it.

Take the quiz: "What Kind of Pervert are You?"

The Depressed Pervert
The Depressed Pervert: You are The Depressed Pervert, you seem a bit more distant than The Horny Pervert, you actually prefer your partner to find you instead of the other way around, but what goes through your mind. ( Ooou, the intimacy ) You could think of practically anything to turn you on, more than likely the person to be with you are going to have as much wild and wet dreams as you give them, even though you are not like The Horny Pervert, you still have your tendencies, perhaps writing your poetry is a great turn on for them. But you accept things as they come, waiting for them to make the first move, usually.

Take the quiz: "Which Magical Dark Creature Are You?"

You are a wereleopard. Very sensual and intense - dramatic even. You're fast, agile, graceful, strong, and you have kickass eyes. Very touch oriented - you need constant contact with other warm cozy people to be at peace. Playfull and furry no one will complain when you want a cuddle - or a little more. Okay or maybe even a lot more... Purrr for me baby.

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

You're Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.
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Which Tim Burton character are you?

I got Ed Wood - Which Tim Burton character are you?

Voted worst director of all time, but you sure look good in that sweater!

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